My day totally sucks it started out with me waking up and having a good 3 seconds before I came to the crashing realization that I have to wake up being me. Then I saw a dog taking a shit and thought about making a thread about it and being a total GBS superstar but then I remember I'm a failure, my life in a nutshell. So I went to starfuckups (lol, see what I did there) and make sure those asses gave me enough coffee this time. Guess what...

THEY DID. GOD DAMN IT HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO POST INTERESTING THREADS ABOUT MINOR CONFLICTS ON A FORUM WHERE THEY THINK IM A DIPSHIT ALREADY. 

I hate life. I'm only pro-life because I missed the chance at being aborted.

When asked this morning if I wanted room for cream I responded, "no." To the rep, no room for cream means:

See all that space there?! Good thing I didn't want any room for cream other wise I might get an empty cup. So Fuck You Starbucks, I really needed some coffee this morning. And for a about $2.00 cup of coffee I should get a bit more. Anyway...Fuck you Starbucks!